Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Tuesday morning eye opener

Since I've missed the Monday morning eye opener and Tuesdays can be just as hard as Mondays I thought to give you a funny start to the day. Enjoy!

CATHOLIC COFFEE  MORNING IN ROME.                                      
 

Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.


The first Catholic man tells his  friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'."

The  second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a  room people call him
'Your  Grace'."
 
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room, everyone bows their head and says
'Your  Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your  Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic  woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle,  "Well....?"

She proudly  replies,

"I have a  daughter,
     SLIM & TALL
 
40 DD breasts

24" waist and
  
34" hips 
 
When she walks into a room, people say,


“Oh My God!”

6 comments:

  1. LOL

    Great joke to start the day. Thank you. :)

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    1. You're welcome, Kiru. Made me chuckle.

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    1. Thanks, Rachel. It jump stared my day when I found it in my inbox this morning.

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  3. can someone tell me whats her name? i mean girl on the photo, thanks

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    1. I would if I knew. And I'm sure lots of guys would love to get her number.

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