Since I've missed the Monday morning eye opener and Tuesdays can be just as hard as Mondays I thought to give you a funny start to the day. Enjoy!
CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME.
Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter, SLIM & TALL
40 DD breasts
24" waist and
34" hips
When she walks into a room, people say,
CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME.
Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter, SLIM & TALL
40 DD breasts
24" waist and
34" hips
When she walks into a room, people say,
“Oh My
God!”
LOL
ReplyDeleteGreat joke to start the day. Thank you. :)
You're welcome, Kiru. Made me chuckle.
DeleteThis was way too funny! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Rachel. It jump stared my day when I found it in my inbox this morning.
Deletecan someone tell me whats her name? i mean girl on the photo, thanks
ReplyDeleteI would if I knew. And I'm sure lots of guys would love to get her number.
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