Hi
Zrinka and hi to all your readers,
If
you're a Walking Dead fan, you're probably counting down the days until the
series returns on the 13th of this month—if not, you might be wondering what
all the zombie fuss is about! But
hopefully, this small excerpt of steamy zombie erotica will enlighten…
I'm
here to introduce my new short story collection, Zombie Erotoclypse, a hot
and steamy concoction of zombie erotica in which the walking dead have designs
on your body rather than your brain!
Here's
the blurb: If you're missing The
Walking Dead, if you're the slightest bit fond of zombies or if you think
they're smarter than we give them credit for, this is the book for you - in Zombie Erotoclypse the zombies have one
thing on their mind and it ain't about eating your brain!Have you ever wondered whether zombies have sex? Fall in love? Lust after humans? The five stories in this red hot collection of zombie erotica will answer all these questions and more. If you thought it was tough being a teenage virgin, try it zombie style or why not take a visit to the club where humans get to have their wicked way with hot young zombies - for a price... Meet the Peeping Zom, who develops an obsession with a hot human blonde. Who looks after new zombies and teaches them the art of zombie love-making? And how would you react if the love of your life came home one evening with a zombie bite?
Tamsin Flowers has written a collection of always entertaining and sometimes thought provoking erotic zombie shorts which will teach you one thing at least - zombies have the best sex!
There
are five stories in total and today's excerpt is from the first story, Red
Hot Zombie Cock…
Marsha has enough to contend with - a
whole city full of zombies at the end of the pier where she's taken refuge -
without having to put up with the antics of her cousin Skylar. So when he
persuades her to visit a zombie sex club to celebrate her birthday, she knows
from the get go it's a bad idea.
In
a pool of bright white light there's a small stage. On it, attached to two St Andrew's crosses
against the wall, are a male and a female zombie. Their wrists and ankles are shackled with
wide metal cuffs and their jaws are muzzled.
Other than that, they're both completely naked. I've never seen naked zombies before but
these two have all the required body parts and, though their skin is already
grey tinged, they can't have been zombies long as there are no real signs of
decay. Their heads are thrashing and
both of them are roaring with zombie blood lust. But what really catches my eye is the male
zombie's cock. It's erect and it's huge,
bouncing up against his stomach as he writhes against his restraints.
"See
what I mean, Marsha?" whispers Skylar in my ear. "Wouldn't you like a bit of that?"
I'm
shocked to feel the familiar tug of longing deep down inside as my muscles
clench. It must be the bourbon and the
fact that I haven't had sex in a while.
It's not as if I'm going to find a zombie in any way sexy.
The
crowd's baying almost as loud as the zombies and suddenly Honey appears,
standing between the two crosses. She
has a mike in her hand and her hips pulse with the beat of the music. Some of the guys at the front yell their appreciation
and whistle. She smiles back at them and
holds up her hand as a signal for quiet.
Somewhere an unseen DJ turns down the music.
"Come
and get it," she whispers into her mike, her throaty voice making the
words sound incredibly sexy.
The
spectators respond with a roar.
"Who
wants to try out this bad boy here," she says, running a finger tip down
the male zombie's chest, "and this hot young thing?" She tweaks one of the female zombie's
nipples, making her hiss behind her muzzle.
"Just one lucky guy and one lucky girl. That's all I'm looking for tonight."
I
hope you enjoyed it! And if you want more it's only 99c or 77p for all five -
until 13th October!
To find out whom else the zombies
will be visiting over the next few days check out the schedule on Tamsin's
Superotica.
Author bio: Tamsin Flowers
Tamsin Flowers loves to write
light-hearted erotica, often with a twist in the tail/tale and a sense of
fun. In the words of one reviewer, 'Ms Flowers has a way of describing
sexual tension that forces itself upon your own body.' Her stories have
appeared in a wide variety of anthologies and she is now graduating to novellas
with the intention to pen her magnum opus in the very near future. In the
meantime, like most erotica writers, she finds herself working on at least ten
stories at once: while she figures out whose leg belongs in which story, you
can find out more about her at Tamsin's
Superotica or Tamsin Flowers.
Follow her on Twitter @TamsinFlowers
or on Facebook Tamsin
Flowers.
See you at our next stop!
Tamsin xxx
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